the guy who parked next to me decided he needed to push the lock button two million times. every time he did, his car makes a beep noise telling him that his car is locked. then he decided he needed to start checking it to make sure it was locked, so, for the past few minutes:
beep, check, beep, check, beep, check… *walks away… beep… comes back, opens door* beep *car locks* check…
seriously dude, i think your car is locked…
