LIFE ... and other shit...

May 17

Hell's Belle: classof1969: intelligence is not a GPA intelligence is not a... -

classof1969:

• intelligence is not a GPA
• intelligence is not a bluebook
• intelligence is not a scantron
• intelligence is not SATs
• intelligence is not ACTs
• intelligence is not multiple choice
• intelligence is not fill in the blank
• intelligence is not true or false
• intelligence is not…

May 16

My dad just emailed me this huge list of puns oh my god

• I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
• When chemists die, they barium.
• Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
• I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
• I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
• This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
• I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
• I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
• They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.
• We’re going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.
• Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
• Broken pencils are pointless.
• I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
• What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
• I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
• All the toilets in New York’s police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.
• I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
• Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.
• A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
• The earthquake in Washington obviously was the Government's fault.
• Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.

May 15

lacigreen:

sofapizza:

newbahboobah:thatsmrcouillontoyou:

An exploded frozen Gatorade bottle. Presented without comment.

gotta replenish those erectrolytes

^^i c wat u did thar

lacigreen:

lmao. gpooooy

(Source: singmylittlesong)

May 14

got paid for performing in another concert =^.^= i have to say, its a really great feeling to get paid for what i do, and doing what i love…
also: being a bassoonist is awesome… just saying

(Source: -shackattack, via valdrein)

gas by my school this morning : $4.49 
dude what the fucking hell… if this keeps up im not going to be able to afford to get to school
i need a job… too bad every place around here lies when they say now hiring

(Source: yoforbes, via theoriginalbee)

May 13

you know your class did bad on a test when your teacher sends you all an email saying we’re going to start having homework quizes to make sure we’re all actually doing the homework…

May 12

can1d:

can’t not reblog this.

oh you <3

(Source: matt-tusinski, via twinfools)